Santa & Banta
santa and banta in a football stadium:
santa : paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Santa and his cheque Book
**Y did santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book...........
.................so that no one else could use them if he lost his
How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to
1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and
selected cut option
2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he
wanted to copy that file
4)And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park.
When the Dinosaurs start approaching he cowers in h! is seat.
His friend asks him,"Kyun Sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi to hai."
Sardarji replies, "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata."