Jara Muskara do !!!!

Wah Wah!!
Dil Hai to pyaar hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
pyaar hai to ishq hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
ishq hai to mohabbat hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
Mohabat hai to dard hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
Dard hai to Zandu Balm Hai!

Sardar ji Jokes
Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends

Sardaarji tells his wife Tum meri Kalpana ho, Tum
meri Bhavana ho, Tum meri prerna ho
Wife says :Chalo, aaj se aap mere liye Dinesh,
Rakesh, Suresh ho

Sardarji:I want to stich curtain for my computer
Tailor : Why curtain for computer
Sardarji: I got Windows installed on my computer