Niagra falls and Ladies !!

Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin
Again had twins named Peter & Repeater
Again had twins named Max & Climax
Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired


Tourists at Niagra falls.
Guide: "I welcome you all to the Niagra Falls. These are the world's largest WaterFalls and the sound intesity of the WaterFall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't be heard!
Now .... may I request the LADIES to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??..." :-)