Classic Definitions - Part-I
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power...
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
Classic: A book which people praise, but does not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.