Sadarji becomes father !

One fine day, Sadarji's wife , Sardarni gave birth to a baby girl.
Sardarji got disappointed and shouted back at sardarni.....
...."Maine tujhse ladka manga tha , aur tune ladki paida kar di"

Sardarni got angry and replied ...."Agar Tumhare bharose rehti to yeh bhi paida nahin hoti" !!!

One sardarji was appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
Sadar ji replies "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'."

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."