from a Software Engineer ....
Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found! Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga... Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye... Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo... Roz subha hum karte hain
p! yar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning... Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...
Software Engineer Ki Shayari
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down...Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail...Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon...Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya...
Customer Care calls by Indian heroes -Pt.-3
Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….Jo dargaya wo maraga… batao tumhen kya chahiye Customer : I want to buy a product from your company Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re Customer : $ 10.00 Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho … sirf… $10.00…dhikkaar hai Prem Chopra: Prem…Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra… Customer : I lost my invoice I need one Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle Rajkumar : Jaani ….. Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna Customer: I lost my invoice Rajkumar: Jaani… ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes… otherwise I will speak to your manager Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena… manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi… humse hai manager… manager se hum nahi...
