Thursday, July 28, 2005

Customer Care Calls by Indian Heroes- Part 2

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye….
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ….tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha…

Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera… pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu…mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa…rep hooon..

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi … thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga… ye dyevi nai ji … ye to dyeva hai…

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai….. May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling… tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega….

Kiss or Salary !

Husband: Sweety, instead of my salary I will give you 5000 kisses. OK!

Wife: Fine dear. Then I will give 250 kisses to milkman, 500 to servant, and 200 to dhobi...

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Customer care calls taken by Film stars !

Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care… rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain…
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER

Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha… uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..

Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg…..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa…
Customer: I am unable use your product… its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh… seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna… haaaaaaaaa!!!

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Father of the Nation !

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!
Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.
Jawaharlal is next. He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.
Sometime later these three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn't given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!"

Sadarji becomes father !

One fine day, Sadarji's wife , Sardarni gave birth to a baby girl.
Sardarji got disappointed and shouted back at sardarni.....
...."Maine tujhse ladka manga tha , aur tune ladki paida kar di"

Sardarni got angry and replied ...."Agar Tumhare bharose rehti to yeh bhi paida nahin hoti" !!!

One sardarji was appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
Sadar ji replies "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'."

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Friday, July 22, 2005

Niagra falls and Ladies !!

Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin
Again had twins named Peter & Repeater
Again had twins named Max & Climax
Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired

Tourists at Niagra falls.
Guide: "I welcome you all to the Niagra Falls. These are the world's largest WaterFalls and the sound intesity of the WaterFall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't be heard!
Now .... may I request the LADIES to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??..." :-)

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Laloo, Kajol, Saddam & Air hostess !!

How is life ?
Saddam meets Kajol asks her how is life?
Kajol says Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum. How about u?
Saddam says Kabhi Bush Kabhi Bomb,

Laloo says: Kabhi jail Kabhi Bail

Laloo vs. Air hostess
Air Hostess asks laloo:Sir are u vegetarian/non-vegetarian
Laloo says I am sagittarian
Air hostess asks:Sir aap Shakahari hai/Masahari hai
Laloo says I am a Bihari

Teacher and Students

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

Ram Singh at STD Booth !

Mr. Ram Singh went to a STD/ISD/PCO Shop and slapped the operator twice.
Guess Why !!!!!!!!!! Guess !!!!!!
Because there it waswritten "Number dial karne se pehele do lagaye"
(This joke was sent by Manoj Mendiratta)

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Imagine yourself in a Sprite Ad

Your Colleague : Hey !! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh.... Naye language seekh. Fundoo programming kar like me....! Do something cool man !!

You : Achha ! To usse Kya hoga ..

Your Colleague : Impression !!! Appraisal !!!
Har appraisal main tu No 1!
Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You : Phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!
Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega ! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !
Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon ????

"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.
Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste "

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Thursday, July 14, 2005

Jara Muskara do !!!!

Wah Wah!!
Dil Hai to pyaar hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
pyaar hai to ishq hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
ishq hai to mohabbat hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
Mohabat hai to dard hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
Dard hai to Zandu Balm Hai!

Sardar ji Jokes
Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends

Sardaarji tells his wife Tum meri Kalpana ho, Tum
meri Bhavana ho, Tum meri prerna ho
Wife says :Chalo, aaj se aap mere liye Dinesh,
Rakesh, Suresh ho

Sardarji:I want to stich curtain for my computer
Tailor : Why curtain for computer
Sardarji: I got Windows installed on my computer

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Santa & Banta

santa and banta in a football stadium:
santa : paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol

Santa and his cheque Book
**Y did santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book........... that no one else could use them if he lost his

How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to

1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and
selected cut option
2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he
wanted to copy that file
4)And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!

Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park.
When the Dinosaurs start approaching he cowers in h! is seat.
His friend asks him,"Kyun Sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi to hai."
Sardarji replies, "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata."

Monday, July 11, 2005

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